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Tevar= bakwas!
Having got the verdict out of the way there are many WHYs related to this trash. Here goes:
Why is Boney Kapoor still making films?
Why couldn't he find a better theme for his talented son?
Why does Sonakshi Sinha/ her character choose to dance in such a hideous manner, on a disco style music, with gori phirangs wearing boots, at a temple in Mathura, that only the local goonda is attracted to her?
Why does the SP of a big district in UP live in a gali-mohalla, without the ubiquitous 4+1 ki 24x7 guard?
Why does the SP's wife cook her own food? Whatever happened to the battery of servants/ attendants?
Why does Arjun choose to go back to Mathura, to pick up a piece of paper when he had just ridden through hell to get out of there?
Why does the duo go around sight-seeing in Agra, knowing fully well that they are being hounded by goondas? Hello, why is there no attempt to attribute a reasonable IQ to these two protagonists?
Why is Sonakshi so dumb, as to not rush for her flight and use ISD/ Skype/FT/WA to profess her love for Arjun later, once safely out of India?
Why doesn't she plan to get Arjun a Green Card through the good offices of her NRI Chachu?
Why do talented actors like Deepti Naval, Raj Babbar waste themselves on such mindless movies? Is it because they are from the 1980s and this film is oh so reminiscent of 1980s! Ugh
Why is Manoj Bajpayee so utterly despicable in the film?
Why is it always North India and the Hindi bad-lands that are picked up as the back-drop for such trashy themes?
Why is Bollywood so fixated on Holi and gulal to weave themes of lusty, grimy, bloody and unending chases, replete with primitive armoury of Kattas, Rampuris, Talwars etc.?
AND
Why did the Director not build on the one lovable sub-plot of the movie: the brother-sister relationship, so ably portrayed by the spunky sister? That stole my heart, for sure!
AND FINALLY,
WHY is Arjun Kapoor so cute?????
Having got the verdict out of the way there are many WHYs related to this trash. Here goes:
Why is Boney Kapoor still making films?
Why couldn't he find a better theme for his talented son?
Why does Sonakshi Sinha/ her character choose to dance in such a hideous manner, on a disco style music, with gori phirangs wearing boots, at a temple in Mathura, that only the local goonda is attracted to her?
Why does the SP of a big district in UP live in a gali-mohalla, without the ubiquitous 4+1 ki 24x7 guard?
Why does the SP's wife cook her own food? Whatever happened to the battery of servants/ attendants?
Why does Arjun choose to go back to Mathura, to pick up a piece of paper when he had just ridden through hell to get out of there?
Why does the duo go around sight-seeing in Agra, knowing fully well that they are being hounded by goondas? Hello, why is there no attempt to attribute a reasonable IQ to these two protagonists?
Why is Sonakshi so dumb, as to not rush for her flight and use ISD/ Skype/FT/WA to profess her love for Arjun later, once safely out of India?
Why doesn't she plan to get Arjun a Green Card through the good offices of her NRI Chachu?
Why do talented actors like Deepti Naval, Raj Babbar waste themselves on such mindless movies? Is it because they are from the 1980s and this film is oh so reminiscent of 1980s! Ugh
Why is Manoj Bajpayee so utterly despicable in the film?
Why is it always North India and the Hindi bad-lands that are picked up as the back-drop for such trashy themes?
Why is Bollywood so fixated on Holi and gulal to weave themes of lusty, grimy, bloody and unending chases, replete with primitive armoury of Kattas, Rampuris, Talwars etc.?
AND
Why did the Director not build on the one lovable sub-plot of the movie: the brother-sister relationship, so ably portrayed by the spunky sister? That stole my heart, for sure!
AND FINALLY,
WHY is Arjun Kapoor so cute?????
PS:
Why did I go to see the film? Having gone there, why did I not get up and leave when I realised what trash I was being subjected to! My mood was so bad at the demise of a perfect Saturday evening that I fought with the Food Court guy for not topping up my old card and insisting I pay for a new one! Walked out in a huff with a stunned Mausi, at the injustice of the demand- hungry and frustrated! Felt very close to Manoj Bajpayee just then .....
Why did I go to see the film? Having gone there, why did I not get up and leave when I realised what trash I was being subjected to! My mood was so bad at the demise of a perfect Saturday evening that I fought with the Food Court guy for not topping up my old card and insisting I pay for a new one! Walked out in a huff with a stunned Mausi, at the injustice of the demand- hungry and frustrated! Felt very close to Manoj Bajpayee just then .....
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